OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD-
DAY!!!
Funny Quotes: Secret Trap 
-People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
-I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
-I like running with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!
-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
-The phrase "No offense" is where your friends say "No offense" the proceed to offend you.
-I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart that will probably get you banned from the store forever!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of red food dye on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a blot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
ALTERNATE NAMES:
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of name plus izzle): Badizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Fox
3. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Purple Pepsi
4. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Meagan
5. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mango life
6. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Purple Parrot
Typing your name....
With eyes open: badchickita (perfect! i would hope it would be!)
With eyes closed: badchickita (perfection)
With nose: badchickita (too easy)
With tongue: badchickita (gross, but it worked)
With elbow: badchickita (awesome)
With knuckles: badchickita (I promise I'm not cheating)
With big toe: badchickita (great)
I guess i am just too awesome for this measly challenge...
My besties on Dogzer (In alphabetical order):no offense to anyone, i just chat with them the most
BoxerPup
katieJaymun
pebo1234
toppdawg
If i am not on Dogzer...
Thirty minutes: Eating something or watching TV
One hour: i am probably in the car (i live far away from everything)
Two-three hours: i am most likely doing some kind of sport
Eight hours: I am probably getting some sleep! DO NOT DISTURB ;)
Twelve-fourteen hours: Most likely school or homework
One day: I have been grounded or taking a break from dogzer
One week: I am either on vacation or on a mission trip (gotta spread the Word :D)
One month: Something terrible has happened to me.
HAHAHAHA! I just realized all the pics above are of cats Secret Trap
